You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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