His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I forget how to act sober
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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