they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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