My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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