I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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