Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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