dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Help. Why am I so naked?
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