i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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