I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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