Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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