How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
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