i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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