I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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