why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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