do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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