I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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