ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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