The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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