i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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