____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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