you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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