I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
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at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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