btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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