I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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