I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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