Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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