Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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