when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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