the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Randomize