So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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