piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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