does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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