so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.