we have officially lost it.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.