Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(310): View more from California

tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room

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(816): View more from Missouri

She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?

(617): View more from Massachusetts

Umm..who the fuck is this?

(781): View more from Massachusetts

Oh shit

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.

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(514): View more from Quebec

..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop

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(206): View more from Washington

She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.

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I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.

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