When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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