She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm always down for nudity.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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