I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
