You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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