I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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