if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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