i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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