I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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