if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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