So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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