Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
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Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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