I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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