I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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