you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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