ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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