I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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