respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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