Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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