Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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