3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
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If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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