There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i may or may not be watching the land before time
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
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A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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