It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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