Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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