youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Randomize
