i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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