Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
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Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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