there was a trapeze. enough said
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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